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This is the main reason i’ve been away.

I drink alot more beer now days!

The year is almost over bitches!!! The 50 Funniest Headlines Of 2009!!!
A Round-Up Of The Funniest Sports Pictures Of 2009!!!

In the year of dub dime (2010), i might get a butt tattoo and start playing with these.

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This was a hell of a game if you missed it to bad but i got some highlights for your ass!!!!!!!!!

Vince Young was going to be considered the proverbial goat if the Titans lost to the Cardinals on Sunday, having egged hard at the end of the first half by not giving Rob Bironas a shot at a field goal to close the half.

Fortunately for Young, he marched the Titans an amazing 99 yards in just over two minutes before throwing a ridiculous game-winning touchdown pass to Kenny Britt as time expired.
Oh yeah, and Young managed to throw for 387 yards passing against the Cards, his career high. I think it’s safe to say he enjoys playing against Matt Leinart.

The Colts (11-0) have now won 20 consecutive regular-season games, one shy of the 21-game record set by the Patriots from 2006-2008. What’s more, Sunday’s second-half headlock on the Texans (5-6) means Indianapolis has won 11 or more games in seven consecutive seasons, an NFL-best mark for regular season dominance.

Still, if you ask the Colts about their undefeated record, their 20-win streak in the regular season or that division title that became theirs while they were on the plane back to Indianapolis, you won’t get much of a stir.

So…I’ve been away for a few doing shit (do you mind)?

I was looking for a lawyer to take care of shit and i ran in to him.
After running into that fucking dude i lost my mind, but then i thought of them.
In the spirit of Veteran’s Day i give you 100 Fatigue-Wearing Bitches and the best war movies of all time.
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Those two tweets above were regrettable. Johnson is having a terrible season though, at 358 yards on 132 carries. The average of 2.7 yards per carry is well below his career average of 4.4. He hasn’t found the end zone yet this season. Sure, frustration is understandable, but keep it in house. Maybe air it out to your boys. Don’t be stupid and put it out there for everyone to see. (Although, now Johnson has clearly learned his lesson and made his Twitter account private.)

When one user on Twitter, jaredlaunius, called out L.J.’s hypocriscy of criticizing his coach given his own poor play, it didn’t end well. He lashed out and used a homophobic slur. So yeah, not Johnson’s finest Sunday.

I love having athletes on Twitter. I think it’s a lot of fun to get some insight into the lives of a lot of these guys. This, however, is the downside. Players have found an entirely new avenue to create PR messes for their teams. I don’t suspect this is the last we’ll see of it. You’ve also got to wonder, based on poor play plus off-the-field headaches, how much longer we’ll see him in a Chiefs uni.

UPDATE: Well, it got even more ugly. Johnson told reporters to get their “fa—- a– out of here” today when the media tried to talk with him in the locker room today.

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I’m glad the yankees won last night, because i had murder on my mind.

The 2009-2010 NBA regular season has started, so to be a good sport here is every cheerleader from every team. Check out the courtside chicks.

I’m sure everyone likes movies with the cover art re-born as porn. Now that i know that some of you douche bags are horny. Go take this sex survey

NFL Sunday Is 2 Days Away!!!

Yeah….today is friday and we all know NFL sunday is not to far away now. Remember Tecmo Bowl for nintendo Right? Well someone has re-created some of the classic NFL plays with it.

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So…I got up early today and checked out a great site called the chive. The internets can be a very mean and unforgiving place to hangout. I believe these set of tubes have fucked over my mind and twisted it to the point of fiction and beyond.  I’m still pissed that almost every player on my fantasy football team is hurt or acting gay this season. Anyway, the MLB NLCS starts tonight at 8:07PM on TBS.

The LFL, a 10-team nationwide American football league, features women playing football in their underwear, and  started in September 2009 for a 20-week season. In Freeport, just outside New York City, two dozen young women stripped to skimpy gym clothes, displayed their skills to trainers during the tryouts, in hope to be selected for the New York Majesty, one of the team in the upcoming league.

LFL is the only alternative to the NFL

After 15 minutes on Rikers Island, it apparently looked like former Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress(notes) had already received enough punishment for his gun-wielding infraction, according to the New York Post.

The word is that Burress got a rough welcome when he finally got to jail yesterday. Who knows what he was expecting but prisoners apparently let him have it when he showed up, yelling names at him and informing him in delightful terms of their distaste for the Giants.

One guard noted that Burress was “depressed”: “He was trying to keep to himself, but everyone was yelling at him.”

Another guard said, “These people got nothing. What else are they gonna do?”

Guess Burress will think twice about carrying a gun into a nightclub next time or at least be able to find it in his pants if he does. Welcome to the next two year of your life, Plax.

Source: New York Post

NFL fines Jets, Mangini $125K total for breaking injury report rules

NFL.com Wire Reports

The NFL assessed $125,000 in fines to the New York Jets and former coach Eric Mangini on Wednesday for violating the league’s rules on reporting injuries last season.

The Jets failed to place quarterback Brett Favre, who’s now with the Minnesota Vikings, on the injury report during the final month of last season even though he had a torn biceps tendon.

The league announced it had fined the Jets $75,000 and Mangini and Jets general manager Mike Tannenbaum $25,000 apiece. Mangini now coaches the Cleveland Browns.

“We have been fully cooperative with the League throughout this investigation and respect their decision,” the Jets announced in a statement.

Said Mangini in a statement released by the Browns: “I have worked with the league on this matter and now consider it closed. My focus is on our preparations for (Sunday’s game against) the Broncos.”

Hiding injuries could affect an opponent’s preparation, and the NFL has stepped up its policing of such practices. Commissioner Roger Goodell told NFL Network’s Rich Eisen on Wednesday that he had sent a memo to all 32 teams “making sure they understand the importance of this.”

“I believe in following the rules, whether it’s on the field of play or it’s our policies,” Goodell said. “We believe those rules should be followed, and if clubs don’t, or other personnel don’t, we will take disciplinary action. This is an important rule to the integrity of the game. All clubs are following the rule. And if someone violates it, we will discipline as we did with the Jets today.”

Last week, Tannenbaum admitted the Jets should have listed Favre as “probable” on their injury reports. That came one day after Favre said he believed he was hurting the Jets because of the injury and discussed it with the coaches and the front office. He said he would have been willing to sit out, even though that would have ended his streak of consecutive starts, which now stands at 270 games.