I found this very funny and cute… Yeah so what i said cute.

“Monologue Song (La la la)” lyrics
I like glitter and sparkly dresses.
But I’m not gonna talk about that in my monologue.

I like baking and things that smell like winter.
But I’m not gonna talk about that in my monologue.

La la la. La la la.

I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me.
But I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.

I like writing their names in songs so they’re ashamed to go in public.
But I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.

La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

You might think I’d bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
But I’m not gonna mention him, in my monologue.
Hey Joe, I’m doing real well! Tonight I’m hosting ‘SNL.’
But I’m gonna brag about that in my monologue.

La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.

And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from ‘Twilight.’
[She stopped to mouth "Hi Taylor," then blew him a kiss.]
I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.

La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.

You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s OK.
I’ve got security lining the stage.

It’s my ‘SNL’ monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my ‘SNL’ monologue.
La la. La la la la la. That was my ‘SNL’ monologue.

I am sure by now most of you have already heard of Kanye West (he is a rapper/singer if you don’t know who he is) making an idiot out of himself at the MTV VMA awards. I am not big on waching TV but some my friends had come over and they wanted to watch the awards show. We got our Courvoisier ready and started watching the show. That is when Kanye West’s reaction to Taylor Swift winning the award totally struck a nerve. If you haven’t already watched the video here it is.

Now that the social media platforms and the media is abuzz with Kanye’s behavior, a new reason is being given for Kanye’s atrocious behavior. The reason is called “Kanye and Cognac.” I suppose Kanye’s favorite drink is Hennessy VSOP and he had been drinking during the VMA awards. Well, first and foremost, a man of character knows that isn’t exactly an ideal place to drink. Him being a celebrity is no excuse either. The images shows Kanye drinking cognac straight out of the bottle, take a look

We are old school here at cognac.com so we have no idea. What is it that she is wearing?

Here is an exclusive video showing Kanye in action drinking cognac at the VMA awards

First off, we would like to advice Kanye and his friend that cognac isn’t a drink that you drink straight out of the bottle (here are some tips on drinking cognac Mr. West). Second, we would like to tell the entertainment industry that since celebrities are often seen as role models, they shouldn’t be allowed to drink freely during awards like these, especially if it’s being filmed.

No matter what anyone else says, getting drunk and being a celebrity isn’t an excuse to blurt out whatever you want. And who ever says Kanye’s outburst was due to him drinking cognac, let us say this

Cognac is a wise man’s drink, not an idiot’s.