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$ 45,000 a year Digging in the trash !

December 8th, 2009 peterpopoff No comments

I was doing some research … I know I know … sometimes i get lazy but if this job came with benefits i would do it.
For the past 10 years, Jesus Leonardo has been cleaning up at an OTB parlor in Midtown Manhattan, cashing in, by his own count, nearly half a million dollars’ worth of winning tickets from wagers on thoroughbred races across the country.
“He’s a legend,” said Paul Pepad, 57, an out-of-work musician who lives in Manhattan. “Everyone knows that this is his turf, that all the tickets thrown out belong to him, period. It’s just been that way as long as I can remember.”
Here’s what Leonardo does: He takes the thousands of betting slips that get thrown into the garbage at the OTB every day and feeds them into the automated ticket machine, which scans tickets to see if they’ve won or lost. It turns out that every day dozens of people mistakenly think they lost a bet that they actually won and throw their tickets away, and so Leonardo gets the money from those winning tickets.
Here goes his ugly mug:
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T-Mobile Down Nationwide

November 3rd, 2009 Hostile LOx No comments

T-Mobile customers across the United States are experiencing network outages that are preventing them from making calls. The outage, according to T-Mobile representatives, is nationwide and could last for several hours.
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Wade Edwards Catches Daughter Having Sex, Shoots Boyfriend in the Balls

October 17th, 2009 peterpopoff No comments


Wade Edwards arrived at his Apopka, Florida home in mid-afternoon to find his 16-year-old step-daughter. Unfortunately, she was in bed. Naked. With 18-year-old Julian Harp. Also naked.

So dad being a dad, he closed her bedroom door and went to load his gun. Harp quickly deduced that he’d gone from wanted to unwanted guest. But before he could get his ass in high-gear — the recommended for this situation — Edwards had returned, gun locked and loaded.

“He said, ‘Get out, get out, get out of my house,” Officer Ed Chittenden told WESH-TV. “He raised his hands and said,
‘Please don’t shoot, please don’t shoot…’”

But Edwards, as you may have guessed, thought shooting would be a very good idea. Perhaps even therapeutic. So he began blasting away at what police politely call Harp’s “pelvic area.”

Alas, Dad was unable to score a direct hit on his intended testicular target. Harp was hit four times — twice in the hips, twice in the femur, whatever that is. Wounded, but balls securely in tact, Harp managed to limp to the front yard and call 911.

Edwards confessed to the shooting, but claims it was self-defense. He says Harp leaped out at him and he was forced to shoot. But even we here at True Crime Report — who heartily endorse the shooting of naked men found in your 16-year-old daughter’s bed — aren’t buying that excuse.

Let’s get this straight, Mr. Edwards. He leaped out at you, right? And in a startled moment of panic, you still managed to get off four shots at his balls?

Yet this still doesn’t mean Edwards is guilty. The kid, after all, is expected to fully recover. And that’s allowed him to learn a valuable lesson, namely: Never get naked at your girlfriend’s dad’s house, you %$#@&% moron!

So let’s just say it’s a teachable moment and call it a day, shall we?

Pizza Factory Workers On Strike Over Internet Porn

October 3rd, 2009 No comments

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Word has it that the reason those three Green Isle Foods employees were terminated is “improper use of the company’s IT system, including the spreading of adult material.” I don’t know if that’s code for “They sent a few links and pics!” or “They set up a mini studio by the assembly line!” Either way, I’m kinda concerned about how this whole strike will affect my late night snacking. [Leinster Leader]

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The Rat Hunter

September 30th, 2009 2 comments

DHAKA, Bangladesh – Bangladesh on Wednesday awarded a farmer who killed more than 83,000 rats and launched a monthlong campaign nationwide to kill millions more, to protect crops and reduce the need for food imports. Mokhairul Islam, 40, won a first prize of a color television for killing some 83,450 rats in the past nine months in Gazipur district near the South Asian country’s capital, Dhaka. He collected their tails for proof.

“I am so happy to get this honor,” Islam told The Associated Press after receiving a 14-inch television and a certificate amid cheers at an official ceremony packed with 500 farmers and officials. “I had no idea that the government gives prizes for this.”

“This is an exciting moment. I will continue to kill them,” he vowed.

Officials say the impoverished nation imports some 3 million tons of food annually, while the Ministry of Agriculture estimates that rodents annually destroy 1.5 million to 2 million tons of food.

“We can cut the import of food by at least half if we can succeed in this year’s campaign,” said Wais Kabir, executive chairman of the Bangladesh Agriculture Research Council.

He asked everyone, especially farmers, to take on the killing mission as a sport. The government has said it will train mainly farmers and students for this year’s campaign.

Bangladeshi farmer Mokhairul Islam (R) receives a colour television from Agriculture Minister of Bangladesh Motia Chowdhury (L) at a ceremony in Dhaka. Islam was crowned the country’s champion rat killer of 2009 for killing more than 80,000 rodents.

World’s most expensive breakfast billed at $35,000

September 30th, 2009 No comments

The makers of Chambord, the French black raspberry liqueur, unveiled the most sumptuous and expensive breakfast to coincide with the start of a West End production, an adaptation the classic novel Breakfast at Tiffany’s. The $35,000 meal includes a hand-decorated bejeweled croissant, covered in edible gold and diamonds, Bar le Duc hand-seeded redcurrant jam and a cup of Kopi Luwak coffee washed down with a Chambord and champagne cocktail worth more than $32,178. To make it easy for the stomachs to digest the bill, let us remind you that the Chambord is served from a bottle of liqueur encrusted with gold, diamonds and pearls worth $2.4 million and topped up with Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque champagne. So, after a breakfast that luxurious, you won’t really mind giving a tip to the waiter.

NJ Cop Robert Melia Taped Having Sex with Cows

September 28th, 2009 No comments

To paraphrase the late Hunter Thompson, “When the going gets weird, the weird go to New Jersey.” That’s the only way to explain the case of Moorestown policeman Robert Melia. Last year, he and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis, were arrested for sexual assaulting three young girls over a five-year period.

While this may be depraved enough, detectives found what a true degenerate Melia is after they searched his home. On his computer they found a video of a girl being sexually assaulted. They also found video of Melia — get this — having sex with cows.

Since beastiality is not technically a crime in New Jersey, investigators charged Melia with animal cruelty. And this, believe it or not, is where our story gets even weirder. Under state law, a prosecutor must prove the animal was tormented to in cruelty cases. Which led to a rather unusual argument in the court room…
Police say Heather Lewis also molested the three girls
Burlington County assistant prosecutor Kevin Morgan was left to assert that forcing a cow to give you a blowjob — especially a young, innocent calve, which is what Melia fancied — fit the definition of cruelty. “I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment,” he told the judge. “It’s a crime against nature.”

But that’s when Judge James J. Morley went a little weird on his own. He waxed philosophically about the mental powers of cows, noting that they couldn’t actually talk — a breakthrough observation — and thus had no way of expressing whether they liked giving degenerate cops blowjobs or not. And given that the jury had no way of reading the five cows’ minds — yes, Melia is a serial cow rapist — there’s no way the prosecution could prove the cows were tormented

He’s still facing charges for molesting the three girls, but he’s likely beat his biggest legal hurdle. It’s bad enough to be sent to the pen as a child rapist. But being a cow rapist would certainly preclude membership invites from the finest Aryan gangs. They do have their tandards.

I hope steve jobs don’t rip off this apple.

September 25th, 2009 No comments

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When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red.

But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were a natural phenomenon. And the bizarre apple turned Mr Morrish into something of a celebrity in his village with scores of neighbours queuing up to take a photograph of it.

Experts say that the odds of finding an apple with such a perfect line between the green and the red are more than 1million to one
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1215824/A-fruit-halves-Meet-red-green-apple-split-personality.html#ixzz0S8gKNQPm

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No-contest plea for woman who had sex with teen — and her German shepherd

September 24th, 2009 No comments

Carla Rhea Maldonado, 41, of Palm Coast, was charged in 2008 after a tipster turned over a computer disk depicting her performing oral sex on a then-15-year-old girl in February 2005

The same disk contained pictures of her having sex with her German shepherd, reports the Daytona Beach News Journal.

That effectively got Maldonado fired — from the Flagler Humane Society, where she worked for nine years as a veterinary technician.

Now she’s facing some serious cage time.

She’ll will likely be sentenced to 5 1/2 years in prison followed by five years’ probation. Plus she’ll have to register as a sex offender.

But Circuit Judge Kim C. Hammond could send her to prison for up to 15 years when she is sentenced Oct. 19.

Her husband, David Maldonado, 42, is accused of recording the images of his wife molesting the teenager. He’s charged with 50 counts of possession of child pornography.

She was not charged with any crime in connection with the dog. Bestiality is not against the law in Florida.

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Police Chase Fail

September 24th, 2009 No comments

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Wrestler Knew Risk of Herpes, Court Rules

September 16th, 2009 No comments

A high school wrestler can’t recover damages for contracting herpes simplex 1 during a match, because the school district had warned him of the risk, a New York appeals court ruled.
Brendan Farrell contracted the virus while competing in a match for John F. Kennedy High School. Type 1, which causes fever blisters and cold sores, can be transmitted from close contact with an infected person, such as kissing or sharing towels. Type 2 is a sexually transmitted disease that causes genital sores.
According to experts on both sides, high school wrestling carries a risk of contracting the skin disease, which Farrell’s own expert said was “well known to wrestling coaches, administrators, and wrestling officials” and “may exist in 29.8 percent of all high school wrestlers.”
The trial court denied the school district’s motion for summary judgment, but the justices of the Brooklyn-based Second Appellate Division agreed.
“Contrary to the plaintiff’s contention, the School District informed Farrell of the specific risk of contracting herpes, not just the risk of contracting skin diseases in general through wrestling,” the justices wrote.

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Hey copper take a look at these guns.

September 16th, 2009 No comments

Jerry+Lee+Lewis+flip+offDavid Hackbart was mad, and he wanted to show it, but he didn’t think he would end up in federal court protecting his right to a rude gesture and demanding that the city of Pittsburgh stop violating the First Amendment rights of its residents.

Hackbart, 34, was looking for a parking space on busy Murray Avenue in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood on April 10, 2006. Spotting one, he attempted to back into it, but the driver of the car behind him refused to back up and give him sufficient room. Hackbart responded in the classic way. “I stuck my hand out the window and gave him the finger to say ‘Hey, jerk, thanks,’ ” says Hackbart. “That’s all I was trying to say — ‘Thanks, thanks a lot.’ ”

At that moment, a voice rang out telling Hackbart not to make the rude gesture in public. “So I was like, How dare that person tell me? They obviously didn’t see what happened. Who are they to tell me what to say?” he says. “So I flipped that person off. And then I looked, and it was a city of Pittsburgh cop in his car right next to me.”

That turned out to be police sergeant Brian Elledge, who happened to be passing in the other direction in his cruiser. Elledge whipped around and pulled Hackbart over, citing him under the state’s disorderly-conduct law, which bans obscene language and gestures. And here’s where the problem lies, says state American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) legal director Witold (Vic) Walczak: the middle finger and equivalent swear words are not legally obscene. In fact, courts have consistently ruled that foul language is a constitutionally protected form of expression. A famous 1971 Supreme Court case upheld the right of a young man to enter the Los Angeles County Court House wearing a jacket emblazoned with the words “F___ the Draft.” (Read about how disorderly conduct is often a cop’s call.)

“The law is clear that people have the constitutional right to use profanity, especially when it comes to government officials, because that is a form of political speech,” Walczak says. “But despite that, we have police officers regularly misapplying the law to punish people who offend them — that’s really what it comes down to.” (Read a brief history of disorderly conduct.)

U.S. District Judge David Cercone ruled in March that the citation, along with the $119.75 court costs imposed by a city court, was clearly unconstitutional. The question, however, is whether the city has a pattern of tolerating this kind of constitutional violation. The ACLU says it found 188 cases from 2005 to 2007 in which people were cited under similar circumstances, despite an entry in the police department’s training manual making clear that vulgar speech is not illegal.

The question was set to go to trial in Federal District Court last week, but the matter was delayed at the last moment while the two sides explored a settlement. The city’s law department declined to comment on the case.

The problem is not confined to Pittsburgh. In 2007, a woman in Scranton, Pa., was cited for yelling obscenities at an overflowing toilet in her home — a tirade overheard by her neighbor, an off-duty police officer. She was later acquitted on constitutional grounds, and the city paid her a $19,000 settlement. “We probably handle a dozen of these cases every year,” Walczak says. “We’re actually negotiating with the state police right now, trying to force them to change their training and written materials to make clear you can’t do this.”

It is, of course, part of a larger question. The recent controversy over the arrest of historian Henry Louis Gates Jr. — who was charged with disorderly conduct in his home after police arrived to investigate an erroneous report of a burglary in progress — was cast in racial terms: a white officer distrusting a black homeowner. But Walczak says this issue seems to have more to do with a police officer being confronted by an angry and disrespectful person and turning disorderly-conduct laws into a “contempt of cop” law, as he puts it. “Frankly, I think having someone dropping the F-bomb is better than resisting arrest or taking a swipe at a police officer,” Walczak says. “But what we’re seeing too often is that police who are offended by a lack of respect, often manifested by profanity or cursing, will punish people for that.” (Read Ta-Nehisi Coates on the Henry Louis Gates Jr. affair.)

Elledge and the city police department have consistently refused to comment on the case. But Jim Pasco, executive director of the Fraternal Order of Police, says police officers are not out to systematically punish people who mouth off. “There is certainly no substitute for good judgment on the street,” says Pasco, whose organization represents officers nationwide, including Pittsburgh, “and if in the officer’s judgment, maintenance of order is going to be preserved by giving a citation or making an arrest, then the officer is going to use his judgment to make that arrest or issue that citation.” (See pictures of Henry Louis Gates Jr.)

Officers clearly have varying levels of tolerance for rudeness from the people they encounter, he says, but he expressed little sympathy for anyone making rude remarks to or gestures toward officers. “Police officers have better things to do than give people citations,” he says. “And if people are doing things to distract police officers from doing those things, then they should be held accountable in some way.”

But Hackbart, a paralegal who learned about court rulings on vulgar language in a communications-law class, says police should not be able to punish people by issuing citations they know to be unconstitutional. Elledge “shouldn’t be allowed to conduct himself like that with no repercussions,” he says. “Does everybody have to go through this to defend themselves against a bogus charge?”

R.I.P Patrick Swayze dies at 57

September 14th, 2009 No comments


LOS ANGELES – Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers’ hearts with “Dirty Dancing” and then broke them with “Ghost,” died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57.

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Man hangs himself as ex watches on web

September 7th, 2009 No comments

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Chilean police say a young man distraught over a breakup with his girlfriend hanged himself while she watched over a web camera.

Deputy Inspector Carlos Court says 26-year-old Simon Venegas was chatting with his former girlfriend when he pointed his camera at a tree in a courtyard of his house.

Court says Venegas hung a rope over a branch and told his ex, “Watch what I’m going to do” and “I love you, take care”, before hanging himself.

The horrified 23-year-old woman called Venegas’ friends to stop him, but Court says they arrived too late. The couple broke up a year ago.

The suicide occurred on Friday in San Felipe, about 90km southeast of the capital of Santiago. Police announced it on Sunday.

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