Clean Your Balls
February 9th, 2010
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Lots Of Shit
February 3rd, 2010
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5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness
Erotic Human Furniture
38 years of Super Bowl Commercials
Top 10: Black Rockers
20 Guys Who Live In Their Parents Basement
The History of Motherfucker
Water Ceiling Prank
9 Inventions that Prove Leonardo da Vinci Was a Supervillain
The 12 Most Insane Things You Can Buy on the Internet
Drunk Guy Comics
Categories: Comedy, Cool Stuff, Sports Basement, Drunk, DRUNK GUY, Hacks, internet, Leonardo da Vinci, Mother Fucker, NFL, Rock And Roll, Sexy Furniture, Sports
2010 State Of The Union Drinking Game
January 27th, 2010
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|
EVENT |
INSTRUCTIONS |
|---|---|
| Obama says “let me be clear” | Do one shot |
| Obama says “change isn’t easy” | Do one shot |
| Obama says “make no mistake” | Do one shot |
| Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.” | He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots |
| Joe Wilson yells something | Do two shots |
| Obama yells back | Finish the bottle |
| Obama says “jobs” | Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed |
| Obama says “health care” | Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver |
| Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal | Do one shot |
| Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal | STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD |
| Obama mentions Bo | Put beer in your dog’s water bowl |
| Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress | Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups |
| Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over | Do three shots |
| Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership” | Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow |
| Obama says he’s “fighting for you” | Do one shot, two if you believe him |
| Obama mentions Haiti | Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross |
NOTE: We do not encourage binge drinking, this is just for comedy, if a person actually drank that much, they would die!
Funny Bones
January 13th, 2010
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Mother Fucking Egg Town.!!!!!
The 10 Crazist Weapons of War.
The Weird, Creepy World of Medical Simulation Models.
I could eat everyone of these.
Now you can make any food you want.
Who do you think i look like?
If your a fat guy and you can’t get Megan Fox, you can always get these chicks.
1 chick/ 2 chick/ 100 car wash ho’s!!!!
